DISQUS

Earnest Parenting: Things I Never Predicted I’d Say to my Children

  • John · 4 months ago
    It never occurred to me to tell my daughter not to strip naked and cover herself with hand soap.
    .-= John´s last blog ..Classroom violence, combinations, and permutations =-.
  • Amy LeForge · 4 months ago
    Bwahahahahaaa! That's hilarious, John! A new one for us today was
    "Zorbiting the puppy is a little weird."
  • homeskooling · 4 months ago
    - Honey, don't step on your brothers head.
    - No you may NOT light your farts!
    - Sorry... I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing AT you.
    - So... the chewing gum... how did it there exactly?
    - Make sure you hit the water! (What ELSE is he thinking about hitting? Not sure but they hit it every time.)
  • Elcorin · 4 months ago
    Hi,
    Thank you! I would now go on this blog every day!
    Have a nice day
    Elcorin
  • Medical Transcription · 4 months ago
    hahhahahah..... yeap thats true... kids really behave like that...but we should let them do as the will enjoy these acts when grow older....
  • Lullaby Baby Carriers · 4 months ago
    "When I asked you to clean up your baby brother, vacuuming him wasn't exactly what I had in mind..."
    .-= Lullaby Baby Carriers´s last blog ..What is Attachment Parenting? =-.
  • alaJoAnn · 4 months ago
    No parenting comments, but I'm enjoying the content of your site!... And the great logo, and that outstanding group charicature of your sons.

    I've been touring the nominees in the Best WordPress Design 2009 contest. Yours is the only one I've visited without the "Vote for Me" badge.

    Wishing you much success and happiness with blogging and parenting!
    .-= alaJoAnn´s last blog ..Perusing More Great Sites in Best WordPress Design 2009 Contest =-.
  • Moni · 4 months ago
    Hahahhaahhahah...........Really nice one.
    .-= Moni´s last blog ..A perfect marriage – SEO weds SMO =-.
  • Stechmücken · 4 months ago
    Very nice, I'm laughing
  • Wendy · 3 months ago
    -Son, did you wash your girdle? (football season)
    -Honey, you have to hit him harder. (football/hockey)
    -ACK! Don't hug me!!! (Swim season)
    -Sweetie, you don't drink out of that cup. (1st hockey season)
  • claire_0917 · 3 months ago
    Lol. These are so funny.. kids are very unpredictable! :D
    .-= claire_0917´s last blog ..Important Qualities Women Look For In Men =-.
  • Amy LeForge · 3 months ago
    homeskooling (that's hard for me to spell!) LOL

    Elcorin, thanks, and nice to meet you.

    Medical Transcription one of my greatest hopes in life is that my children grow up to have children of their own who do these things. Then I can laugh at them too.

    Lullaby, LOLOL that's hilarious! I have to admire the genius of using a vacuum.

    alaJoAnn, EEK! I'll work on that shortly. Thanks for pointing out the oversight on the contest!!

    Moni and Stechmucken, thanks!!

    Wendy, LOL and EWWWWWW!

    Claire, glad you laughed. :)
  • James | Postcard Printing · 3 months ago
    What else, Don't throw your toy but pick it up! Does that make sense at all. Unawareness sometimes funny but true.
  • Amy LeForge · 3 months ago
    James, very true! lol
  • Free Weight Loss Plans · 3 months ago
    Really its true...KIDS ARE INNOCENT ANGELS....